The Further Peril of Weekend Cafe-ing

Crazy Mocha in the South Side Works is near enough to the street that vehicular passersby can shout whatever they'd like as they speed past. This usually amounts to arbitrary screaming or extended "whoooOOOOOOOoooo"s as the cars approach and recede. But on the weekend, close proximity to the dozens of bars in the South Side can lead to more provocative fare.

Just overheard, from a (likely) inebriated male hanging out the passenger's side of an SUV: "Quit drinking tea and get a beer! Faggots!"

One for the thumb, baby...