Cafe Witness

Saturday, July 08, 2006

I Wouldn't Say You Should Panic...

... but when an Emergency Medical Services ambulance is speeding down East Carson Street, sirens blaring and lights spinning, and COMES TO A STOP OUTSIDE CRAZY MOCHA BECAUSE ITS ENGINE STALLED, I'd say you might have cause for concern.

"Hi, Mrs. Jablonski? It's Pete, your friendly neighborhood EMS provider. Listen, about your husband. You know how the coroner estimated his time of death at exactly seven seconds before we pulled into the ER? Funny story..."

Perhaps they should stop running the defibrillator through the cigarette lighter...


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